{"product_id":"shill-shirt","title":"shill shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever been called a shill for recommending network gear that didn't come with a seven-year licensing agreement, this is your shirt. You didn't get paid. You didn't get a rate card. You got a spreadsheet, did the math on per-device, per-year across every AP in the building, and suggested the option that keeps working after the invoice stops. Somehow that made you the one with an agenda.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny how it works. The reviewer with the sponsor read in the first fifteen seconds gets called a partner. The engineer who bought the gear out of their own budget, ran it for five years, and said \"it just works\" in a meeting gets called a shill. You didn't have talking points. You had uptime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the budget review where the renewal quote is bigger than the original hardware PO. Wear it to the vendor lunch where the rep explains that the feature you already paid for is now a tier. Wear it the next time someone asks what you're getting out of this, and enjoy telling them: a network that doesn't stop working when procurement is late, and exactly $0 in commission.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfortable enough for a full day of cable pulls, ceiling mounts, and device adoptions, this lightweight crew-neck tee delivers a soft, breathable fit that holds up longer than most support contracts. The black base keeps it clean and low-key, letting the accusation do the talking—pair it with jeans for a site survey or layer it under a hoodie when the server room gets cold. Like the gear you deploy, this shirt doesn't require an ongoing licensing subscription. It will continue to work for as long as you wash it regularly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g\/m² — light, soft, breathable, not a billboard made of cardboard\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner silhouette, less waste, fewer excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed collar + shoulder tape so it doesn’t stretch into a sad scoop after one wash\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified — comfort first, marketing second\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTG print on the front; optional DTF on sleeve\/neck if you want to commit harder\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Ethically sourced US cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare (because even alleged shills do laundry)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F), similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron \/ steam low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"CVC Black \/ S","offer_id":48292902797542,"sku":"32431431824888262969","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ M","offer_id":48292902830310,"sku":"22626356701148755484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ L","offer_id":48292902863078,"sku":"21001008003811736577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ XL","offer_id":48292902895846,"sku":"74528313898140580072","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48292902928614,"sku":"27050118855486227439","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CVC Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48292902961382,"sku":"34016843821852745241","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/4306\/3270\/files\/13503072472336920326_2048.jpg?v=1788730621","url":"https:\/\/network.store\/products\/shill-shirt","provider":"NETWORK.STORE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}